I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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