I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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