what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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