My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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