Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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