I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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