this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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