Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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