either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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