I wish i was in the wii world.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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