is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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