new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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