your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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