I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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