Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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