plz talk dirty to me
I love black thongs
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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