What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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