This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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