he wants to bone in the snuggie
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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