I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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