i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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