Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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