There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You ruined the universe
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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