You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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