...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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