from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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