She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Even my vagina gasped.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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