I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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