So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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