No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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