I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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