why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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