just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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