The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sext me about skeletons
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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