Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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