Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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