he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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