I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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