The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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