dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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