They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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