Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I fill condoms, not promises.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
