awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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