Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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