Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so that wasnt chicken after all
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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