hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How external is "for external use only"?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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