He is an equal opportunity slut.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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