he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
