So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
