Having a random hookup so left but love u
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
