Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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