I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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